detectivearchangelmorgan:
wildlyunlikelynae:memes–memes:Thats even worse tbhThe missus is PISSED and needs a new man.
wildlyunlikelynae:
memes–memes:Thats even worse tbh
memes–memes:
Thats even worse tbh
The missus is PISSED and needs a new man.
pukicho:
oengus-dodd:pukicho:You know what’s better than weed?Water here’s this dumb bitch againShut up, you dehydrated high motherfucker
oengus-dodd:
pukicho:You know what’s better than weed?Water here’s this dumb bitch again
You know what’s better than weed?Water
Water
here’s this dumb bitch again
Shut up, you dehydrated high motherfucker
thebootydiaries:
White boy: what are you doing now hahaMe: showerWhite boy’s inner monologue: you fool! You’ve activated my trap card, “Without me? ;)” it will send your patience card to the graveyard and dock you 1000 life points!
White boy: what are you doing now haha
Me: shower
White boy’s inner monologue: you fool! You’ve activated my trap card, “Without me? ;)” it will send your patience card to the graveyard and dock you 1000 life points!
(Source: horsegirlkj)
dimnuggitz:
Zoom zoom
(Source: fuks)
arianagrandillin:
foodchewer:i put the hot in photoI thought this said “I put the hot in potato”
foodchewer:
i put the hot in photo
I thought this said “I put the hot in potato”
dennys:
sadboynate:@dennys why are you calling me at nearly 3am2 hang
sadboynate:
@dennys why are you calling me at nearly 3am
2 hang
srpelo:
woodmeat:
cupsandcrates:woodmeat:date a girl who talks in the tagsDis me.in the tags, sis
cupsandcrates:
woodmeat:date a girl who talks in the tagsDis me.
date a girl who talks in the tags
Dis me.
in the tags, sis
(Source: binches)
officialunitedstates:
i just saw someone with their blood type in their tumblr bio like what??? like the paramedics are gonna be like “quick check her tumblr account”
(Source: pomeranian2)
(Source: sarcarstic)
maliciousmelons:
when you are in a hurry and someone wont let the conversation end
(Source: maliciousmelons)
